Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Headlines of our lives…

Someday you might have KIDNAPPED a chick from her parents, not asked for any ransom, instead, fried and eaten her calling it “egg omelet”.

Someday you might have STOLEN a few Rupees from your dad’s purse to buy yourselves a Cadbury chocolate.

Someday you might have THUMPED YOUR ARCH RIVAL in the school ATHLETIC CHAMPIONSHIP.

Someday you might have ATTACKED the neighbour’s son for being too rude to your sister.

Someday you might have emotionally BLACKMAILED your parents into buying you a nice bicycle.

Someday you might have WAGED A WAR against your class girls for acting too smart.

Someday you might have SIGNED A PEACE TREATY with your bitter enemy by marrying your dear daughter to his son.

Someday you might have been SPOTTED ROMANCING with your love.

Someday you might have PROVEN YOUR CRITICS WRONG by topping the maths exam.

Someday you might have SIGNED A PACT with your neighbor by allowing her to use your phone for dubai calls as long as she keeps her goat from grazing your grass.

Someday you could have ROBBED your friend of his remote car his dubai dad had gifted him.

Someday you might have CHEATED in chemistry exam.

Someday you might have KILLED AN INNOCENT squirrel trying to cross the road.

Someday you might have DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY and CUT MONTHLY ALLOWANCES until your kids learn to behave in school.

Someday you might have literally RAPED your car by covering thousands of miles in a matter of days.

Someday your FAKE SIGNATURE-in reportcard-SCANDAL might have gotten exposed thanks to your neighbour’s class topping son.

Someday you might be AWARDED A NOBEL PRIZE for patience in reading this far and trying to make sense out of all this.

Well…ours deeds are same as the world leaders, just the degree of it gives them the edge to make it till the Newpapers:(.

1 Comments:

Blogger Unanchored Sails said...

wow.. gud one...lots of effort has gone into it... and i guess some headlines are autobiographical :P !!

11:04 PM  

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